some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
i can’t wait for the lifetime original movie about the racist teenager who gets exposed and has their home address and telephone number leaked online. starring cherry jones as the mother who answers the hundreds of threatening phone calls the family receives and will stop at nothing to protect her family
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I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
reasons why i stop replying:
- i’m busy
- you’re boring
- i’m mad
- you replied with one word
- you asked for a pic